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Welcome to Rubber Chicken Soup. I'm the
author... Funnybroad.
10/20/2001 Update
This is my basset hound,
Claudia, enjoying some powdered milk IN MY BED:
I keep powdered milk in my pantry, because I have an
automatic breadmaker, and many of the recipes call for it. One
day, I saw this strange white powder trail into my bedroom...
6/24/2001 Update
This is my basset hound,
Claudia, enjoying some chicken broth IN MY BED:
I have been volunteering for the Lone
Star Basset Hound Rescue. So far, I have fostered 2
orphaned basset hounds, and they have been a hoot!
Also, during the last 3 weekends, I have been strutting around in
a big furry basset hound costume hugging kiddies and passing out
lollipops.
5/9/2000 VERY SPECIAL
Update!!!
My photographic chronicle of my trip to the foot
doctor is in!!! Yeaaaaa!!! See it here
exclusively: My Trip to the Foot
Doctor
Lots more family pictures have been added:
My Family
My Aussie friends just had a beautiful baby
girl, Georgia.
The webpage I created for my late fiance', Jerry
Montemayor has been declared a "cool page" by
homepage.com. Check it out: Jerry
Montemayor - Hittin' Homeruns in Heaven. Be sure to see the
guestbook. So many people have said so many nice things...
it renews my faith in humanity!
2/11/2000 Update:
Many of my pages are still under construction
(I'm still working on the Travelin' section), so please come
back and check da chicken again! But, AUSTRALIA
is pretty much done... so check it out!
8:15PM... after my Mom took castor oil and went for a long walk!
Birthplace
Amarillo, TX
Home Now
Stafford, TX (Houston
'burb)
Grew Up?
Plainview, TX
High School Alma Mater
Plainview High School, Class of 1984
College Alma Mater
University of Arkansas, Fayetteville, BSBA
CISQA, 1988
ICQ
10264440 (funnybroad)
My Favorite Picture of Me...
This was taken in 1994... when I was a lot younger, a lot thinner, a lot braver, a lot
more flexible, and a lot happier (after all, I do have a man on top of me!)!
The Most Recent Picture of Funnybroad
New Years Eve, 1999.
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